Wilbur Is An Expert At Yappertude

Wilbur Card - Yappertude

Wilbur has a number of special skills. This includes a pronounced proclivity towards yammering and yapping about all sorts of trivial topics.

In Wilbur's circles, having a high aptitude for endless yapping about nothing is is called "Yappertude."

However, Wilbur would never think of himself talking about "nothing." He likes to talk about cheese:

• The different types of cheese.
• What cheese to eat for which occasion.
• Fake kinds of cheese to avoid.
• Where to get cheese.
• How to hide cheese.

So, really, what could be more important than sweet wonderful cheese to a mouse such as Wilbur?