Like all mice, Wilbur is an expert with his nose. There is one thing in particular which his nose really knows well: the scent of sweet wonderful cheese. Wilbur is confounded over how some creatures think certain foul substances are cheese. What? Real cheese is the most delicious, appealing, tempting, enticing, rewarding thing in the whole world — at least to Wilbur. So, to help the rest of the world out, Wilbur has compiled his list of fake cheese.
WILBUR'S OFFICIAL FAKE CHEESE LIST
- Toe Cheese: The goopy yellow stuff between toes and under toenails.
- Eye Cheese: This is otherwise known as "sleepy dirt."
- Ear Cheese: Otherwise known as ear wax, but not useful for candles.
- Nose Cheese: This requires no more explanation, but it is a fascination of children everywhere.
- Armpit Cheese: The gunk which cakes up in armpits.
- Pants Cheese: Never store cheese in pants … because you don't want to go there.
Wilbur helps out his friends when they lose their cheese, because he is a lost cheese sleuth.
